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" Mashallaaa Mashallaaa! Walla Eny Matewag3t chethy! .. 6e7ty men 3ainy... Ma3endy 7achy agoolah ezyada ghair khafy rabech! okhoch tawah metwafy w enty g3da m3a wa7ed ehny? , kent at9wrech akbar men chethy " w yamshy 7amod.

Me: 7amooood!!!!

( 7amood rekab el sayara w a6eg 3aleh el bab w mesha bedon la yelef 3alay!)

Someone: Hadaay Hadaaay , ana aklmaaah !

Me: Shetkalmaaaah !! Shetgoolah???? ;/!!

Someone: Eshfeech ya yuba haday latabchen yallah emshy el sayara rekbeha wana al7een aklmah! 3a6eeny ragmah wadeq 3aleh!

Me: Men 9ejeck!! laa aby aroo7 lah! abyy aroo7 hilton!

Someone: hal 7aza??

Me: EE

Someone: ya yuba te3wethy men elshai6aan w emshy enro7 elbait wana aklmah

Me : ok

" re7na el bait w dag someone 3ala 7amod "

7amod: aloo

Someone: salam 3alekom

7amod: laykon ent el 7ager ely kent m3aha ely mates7ty 3ala wayhek?

Someone: mumkin tesma3ny eshway bs?

7amod: w taby etrage3 el mawtho3 b3d?

Someone: mumkin atkalam wetha khala9t w matby etred etsakrah?

7amod: w leek 3ain et7acha b3d? so2aal ent matdre enah okhoha tawah metwafy? wela eb te6la3 feha enik ba6al w etwaseha? w low enik sani3 chan ma5leet bnaya ebro7aha etyeek hal 7aza eb an9aaf elleyali!

Someone: ana a7ibha w nawey 3ala zawaj

7amod: eeh naway 3ala 6al qa9deck! low et7ebha 9ej chan ma5let.ha etro7 ebro7ha yallah ana baskrah wetha ment emsakrah baskrah eb wayhek! hatha ely nage9 aklmek ent! wela ehya bs khala9 ana raje3 dubai! 7ajazt ley online! yallah 3ashan ta5thoon ra7tkom!

Someone: gabel la etsakrah bagolek shy! ... ana wala 3umre kalmt.ha mobile! w khalood allah yer7amah yadre eny a7ibha w nawey 3ala zawaj! w kan raye6 laha dubai blsayara 3ashaan yegolaha eny tagadmt laha!

7amod: aa

Someone: mumkin akamel ? : w 3ala salfat el yooom ana mawa3dt.ha wala shy! ana kent g3da atmasha m3a 9a7bey w sheftaha g3da etsoq el sayara! chan agol 7ag 9a7bey enah khal enmasheha! mabegeet 7eta akhleha ebro7ha! w a9lan ana makent nawey aklmha! bs kent aby ashofha w adeer baly 3aleha! bs lama ashftha g3da 3al kersy w tabcy magedrt amsek nafsy! w nezalt laha!!! ... la ana wa3dt.ha wala shy! ..w yekoon eb 3elmek elbnt asn3 bnt sheft.haa eb 7yaty! w mabedar menha aw bedar meny ay qelat adab! w mashft menha ela kel sana3!!!

7amod: g3ed ma3aha w etgoly mabedar menha wala san3??

Someone: Esm3ny!!! ..e7na kena enklem b3th bl bbm..etc" gal el qe9a kelha" ... w lama sawet el 7adeth ana w enshalait 9ar feny enah maby athye3 mystagbal albnt! wala abeh et3any m3ay!!! w gelt 7ag khalod hal shy!! w beget.ha et3esh 7ayat.ha! w gelt laha eny ma a7ibha! w low tadre eshkether 9a3eb 3al ensan yegool 7ag a7ad yemot 3aleh enah may7ebha! chan et3ref sho3ory! ..chan 3arft eny men kether ma a7ibha mabeha et3esh m3ay wana eb hal 7alah! ..mabeeha et3any! mabeeha tet3ab! ..ana low baghait a5eth.ha kent aby a5eth.ha wana 9a7y! mafeny shy! ..3ashan ader baly 3aleha w a7ebha! bs b3d salfat el rely! magedrt ashofha et3any m3ay! ..fa gelt akhleha testanes eb 7ayat.ha w yomkin ansaha! ..w estw3bt eny ana?7awlt ansah alam rely? bs maqedrt ansaha ehya!! ..

7amod: Aha.. bs low ent mukani shetsawey? w Wain g3den g3ed ma3aha?? low khaled ehny allah yer7amah! chan mara7 yertha!

Someone: men 7agek etsawey kel hatha w et3a9eb ! bs ana Maqedrt ashofha tabchy w g3da bedon la aye!! Maqedrt amsek nafsy w ma awaseha! ..ehya ekhsartny bl awal! w ekhsarat okhoha! ..9adegny low ent mukanik w etshofha ra7 yetga6a3 galbk!

7amod: aha .. khala9 7a9al khair , anyway mabrok 3al zawaj w 3alekom bl3afya!

someone: alah yebrek feek mashkor

7amod: kalamek w khal9tah , yallah ana baskrah now?

someone: khala9 ok bs bagolek shaghla , taraha akbar men hal ashya ely kanat ebalek

7amod : adre bye

someone: bye.

someone calling me , w galy kel shy bainhom! ..

Me: 7amood em3a9eb !! AKO SHY! ...Ambay ;S

Someone: laa al7een ye6ekh b3d madarah eb kel shy bs 3a6eh chum yom!

faj2a we9alny msg :

Manor : ambeey matdren! madre wain ra7 7amod w rad w wayha metghyer w a7mar! aklmah ya7grny!! tekfain degy 3aleh shofeh eshfeh!

Me agrah 7ag someone el msg! ..

Someone : khalooh 3ala ra7tah lama yefker feeh hal shy ra7 yetghyar!

Me msg`n manor : Eshfeeeh ?? galech shy?

Manor: awal marah eb 7yate ashofah chethy! yegoly emshy khal ensafer! bared dubai!

Me: ay shaay! , enzain khaleh 3ala ra7tah wana adeg b3d eshway aklmah ok?

Manor: eeh tekfain men ghairech yegdar yehdeh!

someone on the phone w g3da agralah el msgs baina ..

Someone : Na3aaam Eshqa9dha eb hal shy?????

Me: Latefham gala6 ok! oho 7esbat okhoy w ye3zny wayed!

Someone: ashek wallah!

Me: layro7 balek eb 3eed!! kelesh la!

manor calling! ..

Me: yallah basakrah manor daga bashofha eshfeha

Someone : ok , mumkin matethayegen 3ashany?

Me : enshalla bye

Someone : bye

Me: alooo halla manoor!

Manor : tekfaain kalmeeeh!! ambyy yan w ga3ad! 7ajazna w b3d 3 hrs benred dubai! yegooly leq8 mabeeha!!!

Me: HOOW ESHFEEH !!! Lel7en mahdah!

Manor : amby dag mobilah chan ye6la3 barah! wana ashofa men deresha ..wayha a7mar!!! e3rooga e6la3t! .. Manegdr nerja3 leq8!! fashla!

Me: Fashla men Shino!!

Manor : Maqdar Agoolech!! Em7alefny 7amod!

Me: Shinooo !!!!!! Goleeey !

Manor : Bs maye6la3 el 7achy ok ?

Me: Eshfeech khar3teny!!

Manor : gabel la yetwafa khaled allah yer7amah eb yom 7amod emkalem oboch enah yabech w eb yakh6ebech! w enty tadren enah ohwa ye7ebech! 3adel? w 7adah kayaf enah enty yety 3ashan tadresen m3ah! .. w entow awal kentow 7ail m3a b3th!

Me : Men dakhley 7asait OUCH! .. wana saktah bs men dakhley agol AMBAAY! laykoon 7esbalah eny yet adres eb dubai 3ashanh !!!!!! ... AMBAAAAY !!! ..

Manor: Eshfeech saktah ??

Me: Ambeeey!!!!

Manor: ambey shino! y3ni matdren enah ye7ebech! w kel hal ashya 3ashanech! tetgheben m3a elwayh!!!

Me : ...

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