Saturday, August 29, 2009

9alat Eltarawe7.

Thani Yom Erme`6aaan She6a , lebsna 3ebena w e7jabatna w benroo7 en9aly eltarawe7 .. we7na 6al3en elcha7atna bnt okhoy w tabchy 3alaina aby aro7 elmasyad! ana 9ar feny " WALAAIN!" ..w enyebha m3anaa .. w e7na bl masyaad kabar w 9alainaa .. faj2a asm3 e9raakh ;P wela elkhit bnt okhoy tel3aab m3a ebnaya thanya yaybenha warana , faj2a etye jedmnaa .. wana maska nafsy! w a7weel eni arakez m3a el gor2aan w elgeraya w kel degega ath7ak w agol estaqfar allah!! ... faj2a ewgefat jedam umha w ehya yami ..chan et6ale3ha w etgolaha : mama aby bu6aa6! .. ana ehny KAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!! ... w ag3aad ath7aak w ekhty et6egny! magedrt amseek nafsy ;P .. w jedamna etsawey 7arakat w etnagez w etkokas wana magdar amseek nafsy ;P kaaaak kanat a7la 9alat estaqfar allah ;P awal marah a7es enah 9alat el tarawe7 khale9at eb ser3a;P

elyoom ely warah .. ham re7na bedonha en7eshna 3anha ..we7na g3den en9aly w akher rak3a ..wana mendamja m3a el ayah ... faj2a sekat .. wana @@ .. 6awal w oho saket .. 9ar feny how? ana sar7t ? wela shesalfah ? .. shaket eb 3umre eny masm3 :P KAAK .. w aklim nafsy how ?.. wela faj2a ely jedam tarke3 ... wana 9ar feny HOW!! magal allah akbar! ..yallah ma3hom;P reka3t! ..faj2a gal allah wakbar ..w esjadow! ..how? magal same3 allah bemn 7amedah??? ..ana 9ar feny la7tha! .. shaket eb 3umre;P .. how esjadow!! .. 9ar feny ay 9alat g3den ye9alon? .. chan asjed ma3ahom! ..faj2a magal allah akbar , gamaow! HOOOOW! Eshg3ed ye9er??? ..ga3dt m3ahom " 6ab3an ana m3a elkhail ya shagrah ;P " ..wana mayta the7k! eshg3ed ye9er! w al7een agra elta7yet .. w ag3ad agrah el ta7eyat ..w ekhty yami sajda !! .. KAAAAAK! .. w e7na negrah wana ath7aak 3aleha hathy eshfeha lel7een sajda! :P ...w ana maytaa the7k ..aby agolaha gomaaay!! ... w ehya sajda ..w gal asalamo 3alaikom w ra7mat allah w ehya sajdaa KAAAAAAK! ..ana met the7k! .. chan testw3eb ekhty wetgooom ;P ... laama salam ..ga3dt bl arith mayta men eltheee7k ESH9AAAR ? ... 6ala3 el mic kharbaan ;P fa e3tfasow el nas ;P ..ely yerka3 wely yasjed wely yesleeem KAAAAAK! ;P .. takhyelow entow ebmasyad nas sajda w nas rak3a w nas etelafat mehya 3arfa shesalfaaah ;P ..wana bs ath7aak estaqfar allah ;P

Monday, August 24, 2009

Ramadhan Kareem.


Bss 7abeet Agolkoom Enah Ra7 Awgef Ketabty Lelstory Bemunasabat Elshahar Elfathel a3adoho 3alaikom w eyana ajm3een " KAAAK " ;P , Yelooog 3alay at7acha chethy ? ;P hehe w 7abeet agolkom tagabal alah 6a3tkoom Enshallaa ;* w Yallaah Have fun bermethaan La2nah Shahar Bs;* w Latensoona bl do3a2 w Tenson Mawtana Elmuslmeeen ...

ya jema3a Ako site 3ajeeb 7ag quran ely yaby yegraah! ..w Ekteshaft 6areqa yeded 7ag negrah gor2aan!! ... Ala Waheya?;P .. Nazalt qur2an 3al blackberry! wana be6rej mathalan ray7a 7ag ahaly , Aqrah gor2an eshway! ... Etha ana radah elbait agrah Eshwaay! ..Ambaay ya jama3a yemer elwagt wentow bedon la et7esoon! Wallaaah ana be6erej! bl masyaad! .. lama a9aly eltarawe7 bain el 9alat lama yeslem agrah .. Mashalla takhyelow we9alt el jez2 el 6!!

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Friday, August 21, 2009

24.

Awal Shaay 7abeet Agool Embarak 3alaikom Elshahar w Ramadhan kareem;* Ensha2 allah;*
w 3ala salfat el comment asfa etha mardet;* Sam7ony yal anon`s ;* w Kelkom;*
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" 7ayrah Weshoug Bain E3yooni , Khayfa Agol ENI a7ib Welooumoni .. "

Me: Manooor ABECH Tesm3eeeny pls
Manor : Amrey
Me : Ana Kelesh Makent Adre Enah ye7ebny kelesh Wala 7a6ah hal shy Ebaly La2na Asasan " eb nafsy , AGOLAHA ENy A7ib SOMEONE?" .. Enaa .. umm
Manor : Eshfeech goley wana ekhtech ?
Me: laa Bas ana 7ady a3tberha okhoy w kelesh wala 3umre fakrt eb hal shy kelesh ;$ w wallah 7amood a3tebrah methel okhoy wakthar w a3tbrech entow ekhwany !
Manor : shoofy ana baklmech as refejah w bagolech shy men wejhat nathrey bedon la a3tber enah 7amod okhoy ok ?
Me : wallah ana a7trem rayech wallaah
Manor : ana maqdar agolech 7eby el walad walah agolech e3tbreh methel 7abeb wetha enty etshofenah methel okho ana maqdar aghyer hal nathrah bs shofy ana 3endy e5thy ely ye7ebch wala ta5ethn ely te7ebenah w ma3rof hal mathal , ele9baay ye7ebech w mayet 3alaich w yabeech bs etha enty matbena hatha shy enty etgarerenah w enty etnagena w aham shy ra7tech wallaah ;*
Me: 9a7 kalamech bsss
Manor : Ya yuba low matabena me7na za3lanen wala shy w ra7 nefham rayech w tafkrech bs jad mara7 nelgah wa7da a7san menich 7ag okhoy ;p
Me: bedain enge6 nagzaaat haa ;p
Manor : allabeeb bl esharah yafhamo;p
Me : hehehe "ath7ak w dam3i 7ayren wis6 3ainy"
Manor : enzain ana baro7 ashof elakh eshfeeh w aklmech ok bs plz abeech etklmenah w oho ra7 yefham wejhat nathrech
Me : Enshallaa khalaa9 ;*
Manor : a7ibech ya7marah
Me: a7ibech yal kalbah ;P
Manor : hahaha yallah bye;*
Me : feman allah ;*


akalim nafsy ..
Shasawey Shasaweeey!! .. Shagool Shashraa7 Eb hal mawtho3!! .. Laaaish magelt laha eni a7ib! laaish masakrt el mawtho3 men awalaah ! .. al7een cheny 3a6et.ha amal eni metradeda!! ... Madre Shasaweeey !! .. Adre Ya 7amood Malaqa Bedalik w Mako a7ad methlek bs galby ye7eb Ghairek! .. YE7EEB GHAIREK! .. Laaish Mat7chait Men Awaaal! Laaish hal shy ma9ar men gabel! ..

Calling fayo ..

Fay : halla wallaah Ha eshlonech shakhbrech ?
Me : Faaaay Takhyeeeli ...' agolaha elsalfah' !
Fay : offff ! enzain enty kalmty 7amod ? wela bs someone shar7 lah?
Me: bs ohwa shar7 lah w al7een yaby yesafer w mayby yeg3ad bl q8 !! shasawey?
Fay : Shoofy khaleny afker! ..bs elmafroth enich etklmen manor aw 7amod! wa7ed menhom! w lazem yesm3oon wejhat nathrech bl mawtho3! may9eer enich etkhshen 3anhom! ok low manor tegdren matgolen laha la2na asasan matdre 3an el mawtho3 bs 7amod yadre 3an el mawtho3 men wejhat nathar someone! w lazem enty etklmenah w etbynen lah men wejhaat nathrech enty! ..w fakrey b3d 7amod metgadem 7ag oboch! w la yomkin oboch ra7 yered 7amod mahma kan el sebab! la2na asasa 7amood kamel w elkamel allah w methel matdren oboh 7amod refej oboch men 3umer!! fakrey eb hal shy b3d! .. latfkren eb nafsech !!! shoofy elmawtho3 men wejhat natharhom kelhom! ..
Me: waay fay wallah madre shasawey !! el7ub tadre bah maho bedy! w low bedy wallah chan akhtar 7amod bs wallah galby ma7ad someone ! WALLAH GALBYY M3AAH! magdar atkhyel eni a3esh m3a ghairah! ... w maqdar a5eth 7amod w galby m3a ghairah ! ya3ni fay fehmeeny eshway!! khal enfaker eb 7al ;S ..wallah eni we9alt ledrja eni maqdar afker! madre shasawy!!
Fay : ta3wethy men shai6an bl awal .. ana 3endy call 7amod w golelah wejhat nathrech
Me: MAQDAR AWAYHA! kelesh ;S 3al aqal 3a6ena yom! ..ambaay tawah shayefny w adeq 3aleh! be3a9eb adre!
Fay : Y3ni shetsaween?? ebtan6eren laain yesafer ? wela SHINO!! elmawtho3 lazem etfkren feh khelal hal sa3at! la2na el walad besafer wetha safar khala9 e3tbrey enkom mentehen!
Me : adeq 3aleh shagolah?? ana a7ib wa7ed?? shino Ma aste7y 3ala wayhi !!!
Fay : la magelnalech goley chethy! bs lazem etbyneen lah enich tadren enah tagadam lech w etbynen lah enich tadren enah ohwa ye7ebech! ..etbyneen lah enah tadren 3an kelshy w etenageshon!
Me: ana eb 7alah now ma3ref at7acha! Neset 7eta eshlon yeshre7on w yetnageshoon!!

Someone is Calling..

Me: Someone g3ed yedeq!!
Fay : enzain betreden 3aleh?
Me : dgeega badez lah msg eni g3da aklmech
Fay : ok
Me : Enzaain now shasawey?
Fay: geltlech! w kel ma agolech etgolen madre! then etgolen shasawey w a36ech 7al wetgolen madre!!! w etreden tes2eleny shasawey!
Me: Fay 7esey feeny ana eb 7alah madre eshlon 9ayra wallah! .. Many gadrah afker or 7eta afham afkarech
Fay: ana 3endy fekrah , degy 3ala manor w shofeha wainhom w ro7elhom al7en w deshy 3ala 7amod w kalmeh!
Me : mmm
Fay : yallah call manor jedamy now men talefone el bait w golelaha enich betyen!
Me : ok wait . calling manor
Manor : hallaaa
Me : aby ayeech now 3ashan aklim 7amod!
Manor : YALLAAAH t3aaaly wallah ye7tajech al7eeen!w jad ra7 yestanes eb shoftech!
Me : " a7es bl ga9eb te6la3 elkalemat" yallah kany entow eb hilton 9a7?
Manor: ee yallaaaay ebser3a haaa
Me : ok bye
Manor : bye .

Me : fayooo shefty eshlon estanest !! 7esblha barathy 7amod! ..waay wallah g3da at3thaab men dakhel !! .. g3ed ye7oshny ta2neb thamer wallaah!
Fay: So2al? Enty esh3alaich? Sawety shy gala6?
Me: EEEh eni khalet 7amod ye7ebny!
Fay : laykon 7esbalech eb kaifech? el7ub eye men rab el3almen! mo menich!
Me : Madre Fay wallah Madre! bs yallah khal abadel w aro7 7ag 7amood;S
Fay : ok yallah badley w khaleny m3ach 6ol el wagt 3al mobile lain to9len
Me : ok .
Msg Men Someone : Waninech?
Me: babdel w ba6la3 baro7 7ag manor aby aklmha eb mawtho3na
Someone: 7afthech raby Enshalla;* , tabeeny asayrech laih ehnak?
Me:la thanx :) .

Fay : Someone Esh3aleh al7een dazat lah la thanx m3a smile face ely yegeth?
Me: madre!! g3ed eyeni sho3or enah ohwa sebab el mashkil!!
Fay : NA3AAM ? MEN 9EEJEECH WELA ETEGASHMEREN?
Me: Men 9ejeey! g3ed eyeni hal sho3or now! ..g3ed ye9er feny ana laish kalmtah men awal! ..tekfain chum marah nedmt 3ala 7ubah? ..chum marah bechait ? .. chum marah ta3thbt? ..w qarnehom eb chum marah estanst m3ah? .. AKO MUQARANA LA! w 6oul ma ana weyah mashft shy yewanes!
Fay : la etgolen chethy! el e9by sawah kel shy 3ashanich!! sawah el must7eel!
Me: Musta7eel ? " Tha7akteny "!
Fay : Men 9ejech WALLAH ? Y3ni magemty et7ebenah ? Faj2a chethy ?
Me: Mushkilty Eni a7ibah! w hatha sho3or g3eed yekhleny akraha! ..eny A7IBAH! sa3at ye9er feeny MABY a7ibah! Maby a7es eb hal sho3or! maby afker feeh mallion marah! Ako ghairah a7san eb alf marah!
Fay : Mino ghairah? 7amood ? Qa9dech?
Me: ay a7ad ana qa9dy! w btw eeh 7amod! ..
Fay : Ambaaay !! ana mo em9adga wala kelmah g3da etgolnha now!
Me: Low etfakren bely maret feeeh! Kela 3athab eb 3athab men asbabah! ..asbab eny a7ibah! sa3at atmana low ma a7ibah! sa3at agool MAAABEEEH! .. dakhal 7ayaty w edkhalat m3ah el mashkil!
Fay: Latgoolen chethy!! .. el ashya maktoba men rab el3almeen! oho malah sheghel! ..w methel ma enty et7ebenah oho b3d ye7ebech! w methel mate3thbty? oho tara g3ed yet3athab m3ach! lata7sebeen etha athneen ye7ebon b3th mayet3thhebon ! bl 3ax! ..
Me: Eshdraach ? g3dah m3ah? Sa3at ye9er feeny wallah ..lama magdar anam wana afker feh? " ya7ath 3ainek tenam elaail merta7a" 3arfty hal song? chethy ye9er feny!
Fay : enty matdren! yomkin oho b3d mayegdar yenam w oho yes.har laail 3ashanech!
Me: W yomkin LA! ..
Fay : kafy enah still mawjod al7een! kafy enah yabeech! w kafy enah wegaf m3aach! w ashya wayedd wallah matengal eb 7ag hal e9bay! w m3a kel hatha yabeeech! w ye7ebech!
Me: Madre wallah .. 7eta ana abeeh bs ham madre! .. Ka we9alt yallah badesh el shaleh w bashof 7amod w agolech ok ?
Fay : ok khala9 w afthech raby w allah yesahel 3alaich Enshalla ;*
Me: thaanx 7yaty yallah bye
Fay :bye ;*


Dakhlit elshaleh ...

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Sunday, August 9, 2009

23.

" Mashallaaa Mashallaaa! Walla Eny Matewag3t chethy! .. 6e7ty men 3ainy... Ma3endy 7achy agoolah ezyada ghair khafy rabech! okhoch tawah metwafy w enty g3da m3a wa7ed ehny? , kent at9wrech akbar men chethy " w yamshy 7amod.

Me: 7amooood!!!!
( 7amood rekab el sayara w a6eg 3aleh el bab w mesha bedon la yelef 3alay!)

Someone: Hadaay Hadaaay , ana aklmaaah !
Me: Shetkalmaaaah !! Shetgoolah???? ;/!!
Someone: Eshfeech ya yuba haday latabchen yallah emshy el sayara rekbeha wana al7een aklmah! 3a6eeny ragmah wadeq 3aleh!
Me: Men 9ejeck!! laa aby aroo7 lah! abyy aroo7 hilton!
Someone: hal 7aza??
Me: EE
Someone: ya yuba te3wethy men elshai6aan w emshy enro7 elbait wana aklmah
Me : ok

" re7na el bait w dag someone 3ala 7amod "

7amod: aloo
Someone: salam 3alekom
7amod: laykon ent el 7ager ely kent m3aha ely mates7ty 3ala wayhek?
Someone: mumkin tesma3ny eshway bs?
7amod: w taby etrage3 el mawtho3 b3d?
Someone: mumkin atkalam wetha khala9t w matby etred etsakrah?
7amod: w leek 3ain et7acha b3d? so2aal ent matdre enah okhoha tawah metwafy? wela eb te6la3 feha enik ba6al w etwaseha? w low enik sani3 chan ma5leet bnaya ebro7aha etyeek hal 7aza eb an9aaf elleyali!
Someone: ana a7ibha w nawey 3ala zawaj
7amod: eeh naway 3ala 6al qa9deck! low et7ebha 9ej chan ma5let.ha etro7 ebro7ha yallah ana baskrah wetha ment emsakrah baskrah eb wayhek! hatha ely nage9 aklmek ent! wela ehya bs khala9 ana raje3 dubai! 7ajazt ley online! yallah 3ashan ta5thoon ra7tkom!
Someone: gabel la etsakrah bagolek shy! ... ana wala 3umre kalmt.ha mobile! w khalood allah yer7amah yadre eny a7ibha w nawey 3ala zawaj! w kan raye6 laha dubai blsayara 3ashaan yegolaha eny tagadmt laha!
7amod: aa
Someone: mumkin akamel ? : w 3ala salfat el yooom ana mawa3dt.ha wala shy! ana kent g3da atmasha m3a 9a7bey w sheftaha g3da etsoq el sayara! chan agol 7ag 9a7bey enah khal enmasheha! mabegeet 7eta akhleha ebro7ha! w a9lan ana makent nawey aklmha! bs kent aby ashofha w adeer baly 3aleha! bs lama ashftha g3da 3al kersy w tabcy magedrt amsek nafsy! w nezalt laha!!! ... la ana wa3dt.ha wala shy! ..w yekoon eb 3elmek elbnt asn3 bnt sheft.haa eb 7yaty! w mabedar menha aw bedar meny ay qelat adab! w mashft menha ela kel sana3!!!
7amod: g3ed ma3aha w etgoly mabedar menha wala san3??
Someone: Esm3ny!!! ..e7na kena enklem b3th bl bbm..etc" gal el qe9a kelha" ... w lama sawet el 7adeth ana w enshalait 9ar feny enah maby athye3 mystagbal albnt! wala abeh et3any m3ay!!! w gelt 7ag khalod hal shy!! w beget.ha et3esh 7ayat.ha! w gelt laha eny ma a7ibha! w low tadre eshkether 9a3eb 3al ensan yegool 7ag a7ad yemot 3aleh enah may7ebha! chan et3ref sho3ory! ..chan 3arft eny men kether ma a7ibha mabeha et3esh m3ay wana eb hal 7alah! ..mabeeha et3any! mabeeha tet3ab! ..ana low baghait a5eth.ha kent aby a5eth.ha wana 9a7y! mafeny shy! ..3ashan ader baly 3aleha w a7ebha! bs b3d salfat el rely! magedrt ashofha et3any m3ay! ..fa gelt akhleha testanes eb 7ayat.ha w yomkin ansaha! ..w estw3bt eny ana?7awlt ansah alam rely? bs maqedrt ansaha ehya!! ..
7amod: Aha.. bs low ent mukani shetsawey? w Wain g3den g3ed ma3aha?? low khaled ehny allah yer7amah! chan mara7 yertha!
Someone: men 7agek etsawey kel hatha w et3a9eb ! bs ana Maqedrt ashofha tabchy w g3da bedon la aye!! Maqedrt amsek nafsy w ma awaseha! ..ehya ekhsartny bl awal! w ekhsarat okhoha! ..9adegny low ent mukanik w etshofha ra7 yetga6a3 galbk!
7amod: aha .. khala9 7a9al khair , anyway mabrok 3al zawaj w 3alekom bl3afya!
someone: alah yebrek feek mashkor
7amod: kalamek w khal9tah , yallah ana baskrah now?
someone: khala9 ok bs bagolek shaghla , taraha akbar men hal ashya ely kanat ebalek
7amod : adre bye
someone: bye.

someone calling me , w galy kel shy bainhom! ..
Me: 7amood em3a9eb !! AKO SHY! ...Ambay ;S
Someone: laa al7een ye6ekh b3d madarah eb kel shy bs 3a6eh chum yom!

faj2a we9alny msg :
Manor : ambeey matdren! madre wain ra7 7amod w rad w wayha metghyer w a7mar! aklmah ya7grny!! tekfain degy 3aleh shofeh eshfeh!

Me agrah 7ag someone el msg! ..
Someone : khalooh 3ala ra7tah lama yefker feeh hal shy ra7 yetghyar!

Me msg`n manor : Eshfeeeh ?? galech shy?
Manor: awal marah eb 7yate ashofah chethy! yegoly emshy khal ensafer! bared dubai!
Me: ay shaay! , enzain khaleh 3ala ra7tah wana adeg b3d eshway aklmah ok?
Manor: eeh tekfain men ghairech yegdar yehdeh!

someone on the phone w g3da agralah el msgs baina ..

Someone : Na3aaam Eshqa9dha eb hal shy?????
Me: Latefham gala6 ok! oho 7esbat okhoy w ye3zny wayed!
Someone: ashek wallah!
Me: layro7 balek eb 3eed!! kelesh la!

manor calling! ..
Me: yallah basakrah manor daga bashofha eshfeha
Someone : ok , mumkin matethayegen 3ashany?
Me : enshalla bye
Someone : bye


Me: alooo halla manoor!
Manor : tekfaain kalmeeeh!! ambyy yan w ga3ad! 7ajazna w b3d 3 hrs benred dubai! yegooly leq8 mabeeha!!!
Me: HOOW ESHFEEH !!! Lel7en mahdah!
Manor : amby dag mobilah chan ye6la3 barah! wana ashofa men deresha ..wayha a7mar!!! e3rooga e6la3t! .. Manegdr nerja3 leq8!! fashla!
Me: Fashla men Shino!!
Manor : Maqdar Agoolech!! Em7alefny 7amod!
Me: Shinooo !!!!!! Goleeey !
Manor : Bs maye6la3 el 7achy ok ?
Me: Eshfeech khar3teny!!
Manor : gabel la yetwafa khaled allah yer7amah eb yom 7amod emkalem oboch enah yabech w eb yakh6ebech! w enty tadren enah ohwa ye7ebech! 3adel? w 7adah kayaf enah enty yety 3ashan tadresen m3ah! .. w entow awal kentow 7ail m3a b3th!
Me : Men dakhley 7asait OUCH! .. wana saktah bs men dakhley agol AMBAAY! laykoon 7esbalah eny yet adres eb dubai 3ashanh !!!!!! ... AMBAAAAY !!! ..
Manor: Eshfeech saktah ??
Me: Ambeeey!!!!
Manor: ambey shino! y3ni matdren enah ye7ebech! w kel hal ashya 3ashanech! tetgheben m3a elwayh!!!
Me : ...

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